Them: "Are they twins?"
Me: "Are you stupid? NO, they're not. The hospital was having buy one get one..."
Me: "Yes, I dress my boy in PINK to throw stupid people off but I couldn't fool you!"
etc etc etc...
I wish I could say I've never actually said this but I have. Once when I was at a table waiting for for our food to arrive. I mostly just mumble under my breath and dart away. In all honesty, I should be happy to have people fall over themselves trying to see my girls...but I don't.
Post Partum depression sucks!!!!
The therapist says...
- You had a difficult time getting pregnant
- You have a history of anxiety and depression
- You didn't have a good delivery (it ended with me getting pumped with zanax)
- You had twins
- You do it by yourself
- No family visited you in the hospital, where you stayed for 5 days, mostly alone
What did you think was going to happen?
Oh I DON'T KNOW! Maybe I thought it would dandelions and puppy dogs.......
EDITED: He put me on Prozac...